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U.S. Election: Sleepy Joe

Thursday, 29 October 2020 10:48 AM [ Last Update: Thursday, 29 October 2020 10:48 AM ]

[AUDIENCE CLAPPING] Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Yes thank you [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] Im Lembit Öpik and welcome to Cats & Dogs. The show that does for politicians what vets do for dogs that just cant stop marking their territory. (Lembit does a snipping gesture) And thats gotta hurt. (audience laughing). Speaking of wild animals, I know why you folks are so excited. Its all about the big street fightbetween those two American mad dogs: Donald Trump and Joe Biden. Yes, old people can get rabies too. [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] Weve all seen the symptoms. One of them got sick as a hound and breathless with fever. [Video Trump hardly breathes] The other is so, lets say confused, he thinks hes following in the footsteps of President Winston Churchill. [Video:Biden-Churchill] Winston Churchill? Really? Do you even know who youre standing against Joe?

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